A day without laughter is a day watsed

Take me on a date and I'll Fuck you: itsjamiewhite: ” Well maybe the library might have a cooking book,”...

itsjamiewhite:

He gave her a weird face when she mentioned library. “Ew, Jamie. I can’t be seen in a library. What would I even be doing in there. I think everyone thinks I am too stupid to enjoy a book. Also… All they have in there are books.”What he was saying was pretty much true. He could almost guarantee that the entire prison thought he was much too stupid to be able to sit back and enjoy a book like Catcher In The Rye or Gone With The Wind. They were both classic books two of the many books Red had finished back in grades nine and ten when he was a loser. He wasn’t in anyway the stud he was today back then and books were pretty much his best friend. His get away from the world. A safety zone really. But no one in Paradise would know that not ever. As far as anyone knew he was the stupidest guy and that’s how he wanted it to stay.

Red raised an eyebrow at her and in the end he curled his pinky to hers. “Pinky swear it is. And if you break a pinky swear I will die. Just so you know. So you can’t go breaking your promise because you will break me and I will die and you will cry because I am just that important to the world and then nothing good happens. Just so we don’t have any sadness don’t break the swear.” Or at least he would understand if she tried her best not to. He would obviously understand if she did. His dancing was pretty ridiculous and he laughs at himself most of the time when he thinks about it. When he dances he makes an attempt to impersonate Michael Jackson. He did the whole hip thrusting, cock grabbing sha-bam. It didn’t usually work out all that well because almost every time some seemed to walk in on him and be like What the actual fuck? And that always ruined his fun.

Red was mostly joking about the whole I am better than everyone in the world act. No one could be nearly as cocky as he acted but he had that reputation that ate away the Real Raymond James that existed back in the ninth grade. Yes, he was a totally un attractive, ugly, dork, but he was real. Red only preferred Red to Raymond because people like Red, Red could do what he wants because he is known for that, and to top it off the girls loved him. He knew he was hot, but the good thing about that was he wasn’t the only one that knew it. Here in Paradise he was the stud, known for having sex with everything that moves. He wasn’t one hundred percent sure why he was given that title. Yes he had to admit, the first day he got there he had sex with some girl named Mindy. He barely knew her, but she wanted it and that in itself was a surprise to him. Somehow word got out about his ‘get together’ with Mindy and instantly he was the Prison Slut. That was probably the best thing that ever happened to him though because he never would have became friends with Rowan or Jamie or anyone really.

Alex stayed in his perfect hiding place in hopes that she would in fact find him, but she wouldn’t be able to catch him. If she were to find him then he wouldn’t have to use up one of his you do what winner says. Just as this thought crossed his mind he heard Red is the sexiest man in the universe. He chuckled and began walking up toward the shore. “I know!” He called out as he walked up towards the edge of the shore. “That Red is one sexy man and I am so glad you felt the need to proclaim it to the world. It makes me proud to know I have friends like you that think I am just that goddamn sexy.” He smiled at her his usual flirtatious grin. “As my first order I want you.. To come.. Swim.. With me.” He cocked his head towards the ocean.

Jamie could hear his voice coming towards her. Just as she brought her head up to the sound she was shock to find Red in the water. She was dumbfounded that he was able to hind in the water and that she never thought of scanning the water when she was looking for him. Maybe it was because she was too scared that he was naked before she couldn’t help but think. When he started to walk towards her she could feel her eyes drop down to his abs, and she knew that she needs to move her eyes back to his face but she couldn’t. She never saw him without a shirt and now she couldn’t help but wished that he would go shirtless more often. She struggled but she was finally able to move her eyes back up to his. She smiled at him sweetly, knowing fully that he might have caught her checking him out, but she figured that it would just boost up his cockiness and that he was already cocky so she didn’t have to worry.

 She sucked in a breath as he said friend again to her. “Ha ha ha Red your just so funny! But what if I don’t think you’re a sexy man?”  Jamie winked at him, knowing fully that he knew that he was sexy. But she couldn’t help but mess with him for a little bit. She worked her eyes from his face down to his feet slowly to make sure he knew that was running her eyes all of his body. “Hmm I don’t know Red, I might of seen better!” She walked slowly around him, and she couldn’t help but run her pointer finger along his body as she circled him. When she was back in front of him she smiled proudly at him,” Sorry Red but I think I have!” When she looked into his eyes she couldn’t help but laugh a little bit when she saw his expression. “Don’t worry Red, I was just kidding you are one of sexiest men here.”  He was actually the sexist man here but she didn’t want to tell him the, she wanted him to think she had eyes on other guys. When he smiled at her she knew that either she was forgiven or he came up with a way to get her back.  

Then he announced that she should go in for a swim with him she knew that she should complain that she wasn’t wearing a bathing suit or that the water was to cold, which it was after she thought about it, but she was having fun with him and she didn’t want it to end yet. Jamie knew that she looked good and she wasn’t self-couscous of her body. She also thought maybe she could try to be bold and to be flirty with him. That maybe she could put herself a little out there and have him look at her different. So before she could back down and think about what might of happened if she did go swimming with him she smiled and said, “I thought you would never ask, I have been dying to go for a swim but no one would join me.”  She slowly removed her shirt over her head, showing off her lacey purple bra. She was glad that she decided to wear it today, even though before she wasn’t sure if she should. Then she quickly dropped her shorts off showing matching underwear, but as she pulled them off she couldn’t look at him in the eyes afraid to see his expression.  Keeping her eyes down as she walked into the water. After a minute she turned her head around to talk to him but she realized he wasn’t by her, he was a couple steps away from her. She stopped and turned around to wait for him. The water was only up to her waist and she was finally able to adjust to the water. “Come on Red! I thought you said you wanted to go for a swim!”