30/4/2012
Take me on a date and I'll Fuck you: itsjamiewhite: “Well the point of sneaking up on one is to not make...
“Yea I know, but if you were less sneaky I wouldn’t have a heart attack when I saw you. I would rather not have a heart attack when I have you to look forward to.” Red replied out of impulse not even thinking about how smooth that line was. Red truly thought he had a gift when it came to girls and pickup lines. The just cam naturally to him. Not a thought given towards it really. Red nodded assuring the cookies were indeed chocolate chip. “They’re my specialty really.And I don’t memorize the recipe to any other cookies and I don’t think they have cooking books lying around for the prisoners. Red was caught by surprise only for a moment when he felt Jamie’s arms fling around his neck hugging him. He wrapped his arms around her torso. “You say you are excited because you haven’t seen me dance yet. I warn you it could be scarring.” He thought for a second how he was planning on dancing. “Well, I was thinking I could start off with some Micheal Jackson and end with some Madonna.” He paused his words for a moment. “And that was a joke, obviously. About the Madonna that is. I only really dance the Micheal Jackson. You have been warned. Don’t forget that when you lose twenty IQ points.” He teased as they slowly began to move away from each other, but not quite leaving each others arms. He looked down to her bright blue eyes a smile on his face. “Yes, I want you to pinky square.” He replied in a childish fashion. He watched her face slowly redden and he smirked lightly. He loved when a girl blushed with him. He loved that he could make a girl nervous just by being himself. It was a compliment to him more than anything. He decided against commenting on it and decided to act as if he hadn’t noticed a thing. “Aw that’s so sweet of you, Jamie. It’s really an honor to be one of the cockiest people you know because you know a lot of people.” As she began confronting him about it being fake he shrugged lightly. “I guess you’ll never know right?” He grinned winking back at her. “Yes I do want you to chase me. I just want you to work for it Jamie. Alright, I promise I won’t sprint.” He slowly pulled away from there hug kissing her cheek before doing so. “Oh I am.” He assured smiling at her again. “Alright you count to ninety and I will go hide.” He nodded lightly towards her before running off out of the woods. He looked back to her for a moment to see she was facing away from him. He had an interesting idea and was quite excited to see her reaction to it. We went towards the bonfire pulling off his sweater and t-shirt. He looked around to make sure no one was outside. He saw that the coast was clear. He removed his shoes and pants keeping himself only in his boxers. He put his clothes behind a bush heading towards the ocean. It was cool and he went deeper in until he was at shoulder length. He knew he probably couldn’t be seen and if he could not very well. This hiding place was bound to end up well. Weather he was found or not.
” Well maybe the library might have a cooking book,” Jamie tried to search her brain thinking if she ever seen a cooking book there, but she wasn’t sure. So she promised herself that one day she would go back to the library to check. Jamie through back her head and laughed as he said he would dance like Madonna. She couldn’t wrap her mind around him being as flexible as Madonna and she wasn’t sure if she wanted to see him do splits or something like that. She held out her pinkie to wrap around his to make a pinky promise to him.” So now you know that I mean it that I will try my best not to laugh!” As she unwrapped her pinky from his she wasn’t sure if he was joking about being honored to be the cockiest person that she knew, so all she did was nod at him. But as soon as he said that he he wanted her to work for it and that he liked being chased she had to bite back her tongue from saying that he was already being chased by her, that lately she has been trying to get his attention and make him look at her in a different way. She was trying to be settle and not seem desperate but maybe he liked a girl that went after what she wanted.She couldn’t help but wonder if she could become that girl, but soon she felt something touch her cheek ever so slightly breaking her thoughts. She looked up at him and realized that he kissed her, and that it seemed so natural for him to do so. Great she thought, now he definitely think that I am his best friend or worst like a sister to him. All she needed was to get away from him for a little bit to gain control of her feelings. So she nodded okay and turned her back to him, when she heard his footsteps hitting the ground she knew that it was safe to count and think about why she was doing this to herself. “One,two,three,four,five,six,seven,eight,nine…” She trailed off thinking about how she had the butterflies by him just being that close to her face. She knew that if she just turned her head to the left then his lips would of been on hers.Jamie knew that good friends were not suppose to have these types of feelings towards each other, but she couldn’t stop. So instead of thinking about him she forced herself to think about what surprise he would make her do if she lost.Would he make her do something embarrassing like streaking or something fun. Of course she forgot to keep counting so she guessed that she was done so she yelled” Ready or not here I come!” Jamie soon found herself running through the woods looking high and low from him, she was soon going to give up when she came across something at the end of the woods.As she came closer she found herself by a pile of clothes, she started to laugh until she got a better look at it. She soon found herself becoming shocked, theses clothes were not just anyone’s cloths, they were Red’s cloths, the ones he was wearing today.Jamie stood in place not sure what to do, would Red really being running around wearing nothing. She noticed that there was a bush behind the clothes and couldn’t help but whisper,” Red I swear if your naked behind those bushes…” She didn’t get to finish what she was about to say, because when she looked over there was no one in sight. Jamie knew that she had to declare defeat to him,so she knew that she had to yell out his code. ” Okay Red you can come out now, sadly I give up. Crap what was the code word again? Hmm..” Jamie tried to remember what it was, she knew that it had Red and sexy in it but not sure what else. Then suddenly it hit her,” Red is the sexiest man in this universe!” Jamie searched around her looking to see if she saw him. She placed her feet at the edge of the water as she wanted for him to appear out of his hiding spot.
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